Sunday, 25 February 2007

Birthday Blues

It’s been a week of blues – blue sea, blue sky, bluebottles, blueberry birthday cake, and a little of The Blues.

Firstly – an update since I began to extract myself from the increasingly worrying Sex and the City vortext – I went to the Opening Night of the Mardi Gras Film Festival – which was lots of fun, but when I think back to the Opening Night of the 2006 London Lesbian and Gay Film Festival – in Cafe de Paris, with the fan dancer and other fantastic entertainment, it does pale somewhat in comparison (finally something that London does better than the Gay Capital of the World!).

Speeches before the Opening Night Screening


Last weekend I took advantage of the beautiful weather and wandered along Bronte beach to Bondi – I’m slowly being charmed by the more beachy parts of Sydney and am considering moving nearer the sea. Pics on Flickr of the dangerous animals I encountered!

Carmel talking nonsense by the sea


Last week was another Sydney Institution – Tropfest. This is an annual short film festival, where a TSI (Tropfest Signature Item) is announced a few months before the screening date, and every submission has to feature this TSI. This year it was a sneeze, which is quite a tricky one, (last year’s was a kiss) so it was interesting to see how the filmmakers dealt with it. It’s there to make sure people don’t just recycle old films they’ve made, so that the films are made specifically for Tropfest. Anyway, being a film industry bigwig over here (lol) I had VIP tickets – which meant free food and endless cointreau cocktails in the VIP tent, and actual seats to sit on (the screening is outside in a huge park so everyone else has to bring their own picnic blankets or cushions) – the atmosphere was great, and as all films were under 7 minutes, people’s attention spans didn’t wane too much. Next year I might even try to enter a film!

One of the Tropfest screens


Surry Hills in Sydney is littered with lots of lovely little art galleries, so there’s a gallery opening nearly every night of the week here. I’ve managed to get myself onto the lists of quite a few, so Christina and I went to The Sherman Galleries this week. The space was lovely (see pic) but the exhibition was about animal rights, which doesn’t really interest me, so we supped the free wine and played at being art critics for the evening. If I see anything nice I might purchase something sometime, but these were all a bit twee.

Surry Hills art appreciation


Which brings me to the pinnacle of the week – my birthday! Was initially quite excited about the prospect of having a summer birthday, but the heat has been pretty unbearable of late, I’m covered in mossie bites and heat rash, and quite frankly the novelty is wearing off somewhat. I looked at Heidi’s recent Finland photos with longing nostalgia the other day – I think there’s a reason I was born in the Northern Hemisphere – I was meant to have a winter birthday! But anyway, let’s not be too humbug about it – the evenings are wonderful and warm – where else can you wander by the harbour at 1am and not even wear a cardigan?

My housemates bought me an Australian world map for my birthday:

The World according to Australians


This tickles me – I never even thought that there was another world map to the one I’ve had on my wall for the last 10 years! Isn’t it cool? It excited me somewhat more than the Dior lipgloss they also got me, which I think is a bit like when kids play more with the packaging of their really expensive Christmas presents…

The guys at work surprised me with a yummy birthday cheesecake, and I skived off work for a few hours in the middle of the day to get my hair done with my new marketing coordinator Steph – she’s fab. Then after work we wandered over to Cockle Bay Wharf in the Darling Harbour to a restaurant called Chinta Ria for yummy asian food and BYO wine. This part of town was a little too touristy and tacky for me, so we were soon back in our Darlinghurst comfort zone, but it was a fun evening.

The Birthday Girl


Things are still going well over here, but I did miss you all on my birthday – thanks to everyone for the parcels, texts and emails. It was great to hear from you and feel a little less far away. And remember – no moaning about the cold British weather – some of us wish we could swap climates ;-)

cx

Thursday, 15 February 2007

Sex and the Single Sydneysider

Well I’ve been criticised lately for only putting the fun parts of my life on the blog. There’s none of the ‘I stayed in and watched shit TV with a ready meal’ type stuff. Of course not, I wouldn’t go near any food that wasn’t homemade or organic, and I’m far too much of a social butterfly to have watched even 5 minutes of Australian television. But here’s your fix, you schadenfreuders… Happy Valentine’s Day.

Never a fan of the greetings-card-creation that is valentine’s day, and single in a new city, I planned a quiet night in cooking dinner for my singleton girlfriends, Jaya, Ruci and Rachel. I baked some barramundi, roasted some sweet potato and pumpkin, and Jaya cooked up some brocollini and green beans in sesame seeds on the side. All while quaffing copious amounts of New Zealand sauv blanc and discussing in great depth our various relationship failures.

On the way to the corner shop to get ice cream for with dessert, I noticed that everyone out on the town was either an adoringly devoted gay couple or a stunningly beautiful and well-dressed group of 25-35-year-old women. This is Darlinghurst, people. There is a drought of eligible straight single men. They’re thinking of raising our taxes and doing something to remedy this.

Then we four gorgeous single twentysomethings capped off the night eating home-made banana bread (wheat-free!) with vanilla ice-cream, watching vintage episodes of Sex and the City (season 2 – we’re jumping around all over the place, it’s so confusing, Carrie’s back with Big) and instead of laughing at how tragic these women were, we were groaning in knowing collusion with their lives.

L-R Jaya, Rachel, Carmel and Ruci


So, to remedy this, I’m off to the Opening Night of the Mardi Gras Film Festival tomorrow, and I’m gonna have me some FUN. Now, what frock shall I wear?…

cx

Sunday, 11 February 2007

La Vita e bella

Ahhh, I feel complete. Yes folks, I have finally bought myself a bike. Look at it. Isn’t it wonderful?

My shiny new bike


Ok, so it’s not quite as perfect and swanky as my German Fahrrad bike I had to leave behind – but it is enough to make me feel liberated and independent! Life is beautiful indeed.

Cycling home this evening felt great. I didn’t realise how much I’d missed it until I got back in the saddle this morning to test drive my new velo. (I also didn’t realise how much I’d come to rely on back-pedal breaking, but that’s another story. I’m sure that will cause a few accidents over the next few weeks while I get used to using the brakes on the handlebars…) But it’s lovely, despite the fact that Sydney decided to behave like a November Manchester and absolutely chuck it down today – so I got totally soaked, and regretted my decision to favour a basket over mudguards in my accessories purchasing hierarchy. It definitely took the edge off my cycling euphoria when I arrived at the theatre with suncream running down my arms and a wet arse. But I didn’t feel that mortified in Newtown – home of predominantly Birkenstock-wearing bicycle-riding vegan lesbians who wouldn’t look twice at a drowned rat in pigtails like me. I’m just pleased to be mobile again. Now navigating the Sydney streets and selfish motorists will be my next great challenge – I’ll fill you in on my progress.

This week has been a week of firsts: the first time I went inside the Sydney Opera House. The Sydney Morning Herald (equivalent of The Times – they sponsor the festival) invited me for front row seats at Sweeney Todd, you know, the demon barber of Fleet Street. The air of nostalgia brought about by my memory of journeys home on the 76 bus down Fleet Street was missed by the rest of the audience, but it was jolly enough. VIP drinks in the interval brought on some more schmoozing, and I met the woman who runs the Sydney Writers’ Festival (related to my past life at Waterstone’s, so I’m going to meet up with her again) and the woman who runs the Taronga zoo (supposedly the best zoo in the world – overlooks the harbour) so that was all fun. Took the obligatory tourist photos, plus there's more on flickr.

The Harbour Bridge at Night


Blurry Girl in the Emerald City



Friday was the first time I ate Vietnamese food – it was yummy. Heartily recommend it. And today I had a Korean barbecue for the first time – many flavours were similar to those Taey used to cook at Princess May Road, but this had an air of DIY about it. The rather dire am-dram I had to endure before it made it all the more delicious.

Matt cooks up a Korean BBQ feast


Apart from that have been working hard, watching films, eating fabulous breakfasts, and generally living.

More about work later (I know, I keep promising, but it’s a biggie.)

cx

Friday, 9 February 2007

Legal alien

Please join me in giving three cheers to the Australian Department of Immigration - as they have, in their wisdom, today decreed that my visa hath been granted. Hurrah! I'm now legally permitted to live and work in Australia until 8 February 2010.

This is a huge relief to my employers, who would have had to send me back to the UK a month before the festival had my visa not been granted (I've been here on a 'working holiday' visa until now) which would have been pretty disastrous.

So now I'm officially a legal immigrant. I am now finally allowed to get a contract mobile phone (I HATE pay-as-you-go!) and an Australian credit card (so I can buy things online), and I'm sure it opens lots more wonderful doors - will investigate and let you know.

cx

Tuesday, 6 February 2007

My so-called (bug) life

I’ve had several requests for an update on The Bug Situation, so herewith my report. I’ve broken it down by bug type for your ease.

Cockroaches

There have been no further sightings of cockroaches in my bedroom since the aforementioned Nightmare Bug Experience. Or in the rest of the house either for that matter. This is, I’m sure, largely due to the environmentally-friendly repellent papers I have bought and liberally distributed near doorways and windows.

Practical aromatherapy for the home


However, I did find one sleeping on my desk when I arrived at work last week – underneath my copy of In Style magazine (Angelina Jolie cover) but I persuaded one of the boys in the office to quietly get rid of it.

Locusts
Here is our pet locust…



…which has taken up residence on our bannister, and seems quite content to hang out there while Rachel watches Sex and the City reruns until the wee hours.

Mosquitoes

These are evil little swines, which wait until you’re just about to drop off to sleep before revealing their presence with that oh-so-irritating whine, right near your ear. Not sure if you can make it out, but here’s one I splattered earlier…



… with some satisfaction, although half the blood on the wall is probably mine. Nice.

Apart from that I’m doing quite well actually, in the bug department. (Famous last words.)

cx